ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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