absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
please come you make the beer taste better
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I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
3pm strippers are depressing
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
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I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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