just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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