your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Apparently you make a good broom.
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Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
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Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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