what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
