just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
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I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
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Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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