From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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