question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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