OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
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she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
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I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I am naked and annoyed.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
How drunk are you?
Completed.
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