paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
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You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
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What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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