he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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