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so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Semen is not good for contacts.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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