Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
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Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
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We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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