So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
they need to just BURY HIM!
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
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Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
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He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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