is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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