he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
pray to the hookup gods
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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