Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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