I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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