if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
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I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
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I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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