vagina is talking i cant
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
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There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
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You may now shotgun with the bride
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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