OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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