Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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