Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
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Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
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do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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