Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Alive.
So much puke
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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