Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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