3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
It's just like the Real World with babies
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It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
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I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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