Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
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there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
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Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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