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Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it

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(202): Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it http://tfl.nu/1l0l

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(989): View more from Michigan

I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.

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(989): I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS. http://tfl.nu/9dm1

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thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.

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(714): thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him. http://tfl.nu/1l2e

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Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.

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(412): Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets. http://tfl.nu/agl3

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(619): View more from California

do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.

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(619): do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big. http://tfl.nu/tgfw

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Wish you were here....

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And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?

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(734): Wish you were here.... (734): And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it? http://tfl.nu/j5nc

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(956): View more from Texas

is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?

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no

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(956): is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge? (210): no http://tfl.nu/pkgs

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(718): View more from New York

You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?

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(718): You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish? http://tfl.nu/wvgn

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I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...

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(617): I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing... http://tfl.nu/p474

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i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..

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(718): i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share.. http://tfl.nu/5uhy

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(614): View more from Ohio

There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.

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(614): There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs. http://tfl.nu/ysqt

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I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?

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(416): I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS? http://tfl.nu/n2hz

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I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.

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(847): I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina. http://tfl.nu/tgoh

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You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING

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(504): You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING http://tfl.nu/6ru3

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Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time

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(803): Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time http://tfl.nu/n1yf

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