he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
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So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
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Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.