I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
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no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
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Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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