Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
nutella sex= disaster
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
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