You drinking a lot?
Define a lot
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?