We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
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my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
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Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
These tits shall not be calmed
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that