How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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