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I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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