yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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