playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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