were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
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My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
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what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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