Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
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Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
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And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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