Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
