you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I need to sanitize my soul.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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