So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
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Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
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I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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