you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
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Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
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All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Naked. naked and bneed help.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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