YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
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Are you still at the party or did I leave?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
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Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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