sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
he's single and there are thong briefs.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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