Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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