There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I have already put on my inside pants.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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