Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
two words...techno handjob
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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