i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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