I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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