She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
