My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
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Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
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All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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