He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
she pinky promised me she was 18
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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