when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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