i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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