he told me I talked like a deaf person
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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