Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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